Outdoor horoscopes

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’ll draw your bow on a buck that looks bigger through the leaves than he does in real life. Don’t worry, the adrenaline remains authentic. ♉ Taurus (April

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) While squirrel hunting, you’ll line up a shot–only to have your dog chase it off first. He thinks he helped. ♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You’ll

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’ll finally reach your first treestand hunt of the year. Ten minutes later, you’ll realize it faces directly into the sunrise. This is why you brought sunglasses. ♉

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) That teal you swore was “in range” is now safely in another zip code. Blame the optics, not your eyes. ♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You’ll

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) Someone will say, “Teal season’s easy – just point and shoot.” You’ll discover otherwise as blue-wings zip by like feathery fighter jets. ♉ Taurus (April 20 – May

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’ll rise before dawn to scout an early goose field. The geese arrive all right – just 200 yards left of where you set up. Call it character-building.

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) While sighting in your bow, you’ll brag about a tight group at 20 yards. Then someone sets the target at 40. The universe chuckles. ♉ Taurus (April 20

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’ll spend a full evening sighting in your deer rifle, only to realize you’ve been using the wrong ammo. On the plus side, you’re all set for squirrel

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’ll spend an entire afternoon looking for the ideal spot to set up a trail cam… and then realize you left it in the garage. The deer appreciate