Outdoor horoscopes for the week of Sept. 22 to Sept. 28, 2025

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)

While squirrel hunting, you’ll line up a shot–only to have your dog chase it off first. He thinks he helped.

♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’ll climb into your treestand with everything but your release aid. Enjoy birdwatching, because that’s all the action you’ll get.

♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

A goose hunt will teach you that honkers are experts at spotting shiny thermoses. Coffee is good, but so is camo tape.

♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your grouse dog will lock up solid on point. You’ll step in with high hopes… and flush exactly one very angry chipmunk.

♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You’ll brag about patterning your bow at 40 yards. The universe responds by sending a buck that stands at 11.

♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This week, you’ll try a new duck call sequence you learned online. The geese laugh, the dog groans, and your hunting partner swears it sounds like a kazoo.

♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)

That “easy teal hunt” with a buddy will feature more mud, lost decoys, and empty skies than ducks. Still, the sunrise earns it a pass.

♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’ll forget to check the wind before setting up. Congratulations – you’ve invented the whitetail early-warning system.

♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Clay pigeons will remind you that they fly faster than grouse. The good news: misses now mean cleaner hits later.

♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’ll walk out for evening deer sit and bump three does off the food plot. The stars say they’ll be back – just not while you’re there.

♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’ll swear your dog’s locked up on another grouse. Surprise – it’s a woodcock zig-zagging through the popples. You’ll miss clean, but you’ll smile anyway when your buddy roars, “Timberdoodle!”

♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

A crisp evening will nudge you onto the water for “one last cast.” That cast will produce a fat autumn walleye and the smug glow of perfect timing.