Outdoor horoscopes for the week of July 28 to Aug. 3, 2025

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’ll spend an entire afternoon looking for the ideal spot to set up a trail cam… and then realize you left it in the garage. The deer appreciate your restraint.

♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Ask your Lab to sit still for a photo next to your stringer of fish. He’ll respond by eating half of one.

♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Mid-canoe trip, someone will mention how “calm” the river looks. Within 12 minutes, you’ll be sideways in a sweeper and yelling commands like you’re on a pirate ship. Paddle on.

♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This week, a crow will follow you for three miles down a wooded trail, cawing the entire time. Is it a spirit guide? A harbinger? Or just bored? The stars say the answer is… unclear.

♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Beating the heat with a sunrise casting session, you discover every mosquito in the zip code had the same idea. Wear long sleeves.

♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’ll blow a duck call in the backyard “just to test it.” The dog will go berserk, your neighbor will scowl, and an obnoxious trumpeter swan will bugle back enough to wake the entire neighborhood.

♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You agree to help a buddy hang a treestand “real quick.” Six hornet stings, one stripped bolt, and a philosophical debate about ratchet straps later, you’ll swear never again. Until next weekend.

♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Cast into the exact same eddy where your uncle “caught a monster” in 1994. It may be a rock bass, but for two glorious seconds, it won’t feel like one.

♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’ll soon have the peace of mind in knowing your body can survive a dozen bee stings.

♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The stars suggest your retriever finally will execute a perfect blind retrieve this week – on your buddy’s hotdog.

♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you spot a strange movement in the woods, instinctively freeze. It may be a fawn. Or a feral hog. Either way, you’ll feel deeply outdoorsy for 15 seconds.

♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Too late you’ll remember that your tent stakes are still in last year’s deer blind. Sleep under the stars, swat a few bugs, and claim it was “intentional.”