Outdoor horoscopes for the week of June 9 to June 15, 2025

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’ll forget sunscreen and insist your long-sleeve flannel is “breathable.” By mid-afternoon, you’ll radiate heat like a camp stove and smell vaguely of regret.

♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

After catching a nice fish solo, you realize you forget your phone and camera. The story will grow with time, as it should.

♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Offer to take a new graduate fishing and then spend two hours explaining knot theory. Remember to repeatedly say, “It’s about the fundamentals.”

♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You’ll insist on paddling “just one more mile” to find the perfect Boundary Waters campsite. That mile will include a beaver dam, a headwind, and a mild existential crisis.

♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)

A new lure based entirely on color catches your eye. It won’t catch anything, but it will match your hat, and honestly that’s what people will notice.

♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

An RV campsite neighbor spills his coffee. You’ll appear with backup beans, a camp press, and moral support. His family calls you a hero.

♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)

After getting tangled in your own fly line, a goose will hiss at you, and your canoe partner will paddle on the wrong side all morning. You’ll say, “it’s fine,” and mostly mean it.

♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

A distant splash will motivate you to spend two hours casting toward it. It was a muskrat. Never admit that.

♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Bring an acoustic guitar to your neighborhood party. The stars approve – but only if you don’t play “Wonderwall” by Oasis.

♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’ll try to launch a boat in Crocs. Your dignity will remain behind at the landing. The leeches will not.

♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

After inventing a bug-repellent system using dryer sheets, citronella candles, and a battery-powered fan, don’t worry if the mosquitoes remain unbothered.

♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

A loon will call just as you launch your boat. You’ll take this as a personal blessing. It’s not, but lean into the energy.