Outdoor horoscopes for the week of May 5 to May 11, 2025

The turkey you’ll see this week from your blind won’t bolt out of fear resulting from your untimely movement – it actually will just judge you and walk away.

The stars like your odds for this May 10 Minnesota fishing opener, but maybe don’t bet the farm on your “secret” lake that’s on three public chat forums.

Don’t try to fish and turkey hunt at the same time this week. Stick to one thing, or you’ll end up with a turkey decoy jammed in your tackle box.

You’ve been homesick for the campsite and nostalgic for a fire that hasn’t even been built yet. This week, lean into your love of comfort and tradition – be the glue that holds the leaky boat together.

Sear the images of those darling Canada goose goslings in your mind for the days of mid-summer when they’re less cute and leaving “gifts” in your lawn.

This week, embrace the imperfect cast and let someone else run the forward-facing sonar.

During a fishing trip in the next seven days your serene sense of calm will make peace between two bickering anglers at the boat landing – without even raising your voice.

Your turkey calls have been too realistic and it’s unsettling the toms. Dial it back this week. Or don’t. You do you.

Forget the actual fish this spring fishing season and simply flex your new live sonar acumen. Lots of techno-jargon will impress or at least confuse your friends.

You’re treating fishing openers like military ops – wake-up at 4 a.m., gear check at 4:01. You’ll catch fish, but try not to critique the bait selection of others out loud. The fish don’t care if your spreadsheet says they should be deeper.

In your quest to be a contrarian, you’ve been wearing your trout fishing neoprene waders ironically. Stop doing that. It’s irritating.

Even though you’re a Pisces, the fish will not bite this weekend, but a loon will wink at you, so that’s something.